There’s An Energy Drink Called Pu$$y [Candy Dish]

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So there’s this energy drink called “Pussy.” The drink features the tagline, “The drink’s pure, it’s your mind that’s the problem.” LOL. Even if they meant cat, I still wouldn’t want to drink something that refers to felines. There’s this restaurant called “Wolfnights” around my friend’s house and whenever we walk  passed it we’re, like, “I don’t want to eat veggie wrap with wolf hair in it, son.”  Someone once told me vagina taste like “watermelon and pennies,” so you know, I guess that’s alright.

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