Justin Bieber and Mark Wahlberg To Star In Movie Together [Sugar Binge]

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Mark Wahlberg and Justin Bieber are co-starring in a probably stupid movie about basketball or something. I am sure like everything that Justin and Mark do it will be testicle-heavy in its assertion of masculinity as being tough, boning girls and “trying to make it in a world that isn’t nice and lacks opportunity.” (See: Never Say Never, Entourage, etc.)

“Penned by How To Make It in America creator Ian Edelman, the as-yet-untitled film would star the 41-year-old Wahlberg as a “reluctant mentor” to Bieber’s young basketball playing street hustler.

Would you watch this shit?

New Mexico wants to pass a bill – get this – saying that rape victims who get pregnant and have abortions should be prosecuted for tampering with evidence. HAHAHAHAHA. I hate America

“Tampering with evidence shall include procuring or facilitating an abortion, or compelling or coercing another to obtain an abortion, of a fetus that is the result of criminal sexual penetration or incest with the intent to destroy evidence of the crime.”

Wow. Wow. Wow.

Prince had a ridiculous Billboard interview that further proves that Prince is ridiculous he said (the context really makes no difference):

“I have a team of female black lawyers who keep an eye on such transgressions. And you know they’re sharp.”

The Real Husbands of Hollywood looks absolutely ridiculous. It stars Nick Cannon, Kevin Hart and Robin Thicke among others. 

The Giver is going to be made into a movie. Such a good book will inevitably be a mediocre, Hollywood cinematic adventure

Jennifer Lawrence in 2005 and Justin Timberlake in 1997 could be twins.

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