Is a Booty Call Worth Getting Arrested For?

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I’ve been known to speed when I drive. One of my best friend’s dad calls me “lead foot.” I don’t really go that fast, but I don’t mind going a little bit over the speed limit every once in awhile. There is really nothing better than driving down an open road, windows down, music blasting, and feeling free–until you get pulled over that is.

I’m lucky enough to say that I’ve only gotten one speeding ticket in my lifetime (knock on wood), and it was well worth it because I was with one of my old friends from college and we were listening to “Colors” by Ice-T. I’d do that day all over again and not change a dang thing, but anyway, people speed. People speed and then get pulled over. People get speeding tickets. Now, what is worth a speeding ticket?

Last April, a dude from Chicago was pulled over and then arrested going 111 MPH in a 45 MPH zone. Holy mother! Now, why would a guy be going that fast?! Where could he have possibly been headed at 2 AM going that fast? Two words: sexy time.  Yes, homeboy was on his way to go have sex with a girl. I mean, I guess I don’t blame him. Sometimes, a booty call is necessary and so, the guy needed to get there ASAP apparently. Not only did he get tickets,  he got arrested! And to boot, he had drugs on him. This guy just couldn’t catch a break. I kind of feel bad for him! He just wanted to go make some sweet love to a girl at 2 AM. What is more romantic than that?

Here are my burning questions: Did he get to go have sex with the girl after he got out on $2,000 bail? What kind of idiot drives that fast for any reason? Was getting arrested worth it if he did in fact get to go see this girl after? Did the confession from the guy on why he was driving so fast get recorded? Because I will need to see that footage immediately.

What do you guys think? Would this be worth it?  What would you be willing to get pulled over for? Let us know in the comments! 

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