11 Things You Can Do For Him on Valentine’s Day

The Hallmark holiday is fast approaching. The one day of the year when it’s mandated you find ways to display, publicly or privately, how much you love/want to f*ck/care about another person…or persons if you’re involved in a polyamorous relationship/affair/dream come true/nightmare. If TV, film, Cosmo and the general decline of the consumer-driven society has taught us nothing else over the last few decades, this is the day when he’s going to go balls to wall to prove how much he loves you. It could just be little thoughtful things or grand gestures. But what are you going to do for him? What’s a girl to do or buy or make? Here are 11 things to jog the creative juices.

There you go, free of charge, from the bottom of one Dude’s heart. Had any of these already crossed your mind? Any you’re going to seek out now? Any I should replace or add? I want to hear from you: what ARE you planning for Valentine’s Day?

I’m afraid our time’s up,

The Dude

[Lead image via shy/Shutterstock]



  1. Emma Faye says:

    Yuck. Isn't this a site for ladies? I know the list is written by a guy, but this is a yucky, misogynist list. Not from a nice guy. Sounds like he hates girls. MEAN.

  2. Celine Marguerite says:

    I agree with Emma. Most guys would love to go hangout with you on valentines day. Not get taken to hooters to stare at other girls boobs. Or watch you clean the whole house? This article is degrading to women.

  3. Cassie says:

    I actually liked the list, but I'm not in a relationship at the moment to use them, lol. I almost got to go to Wrestlemania with a guy I was seeing last year, but he kinda gave me weird vibes and never took initiative to make plans, oh well, at least I was able to see Randy Orton on tv… ;)

  4. Rebecka says:

    The NHL one pissed me off because I'm the one in the damn relationship that loves hockey. The sexism is killing me.

  5. Millie010113 says:

    This is a fucking joke right? Please, tell me it is! If not, then you are a fucking sexist pig!

  6. Princess says:

    I only have to assume you are not in a relationship , I'm sure you must be a very nice guy however bringing another girl to bed? on valentines day? its meant to be romantic and about the two of you so of alll days that sexy little fantasy can not happen

  7. that_girl says:

    The slideshows are a pain to view on mobile, ugh

  8. macy says:

    definitely never visiting this site again, how dare you suggest that women bring other women into the bedroom as a valentines gift for our significant others!? You're disgusting and misogynistic.

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