Beyowulf Announces “Mrs. Carter Show Tour” [Candy Dish]

By Emerald Pellot

Just after her fierce performance at the Super Bowl, Beyonce has announced the “Mrs. Carter Show Tour.” The dates have been scheduled! The glitter has been bought! We can only hope this means new music from Bey SOON. Also, taking on the name “Mrs. Carter” could be hinting at a lot of interesting ideas, considering Bey is a feminist, I think she’ll have an interesting take on being a wife, mother, musician and mogul. See if Bey is performing near you because she isn’t coming anywhere near us in NYC.

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