I use my laptop on my bed and I drink lots of coffee. Instead of resting my coffee on a table, I would rest it on the edge of my laptop keyboard. My dad would constantly reprimand me, warning me of the inevitable fact that my coffee would eventually spill onto my laptop keyboard. I ignored him. When he was right and it spilled, I could do nothing but admit that it was pure hubris that made me do it. I feel like this girl is me and humanity is my dad. Will she ever not regret this? Surely she will and maybe she’ll come to terms with it then but - wow.
“Toumaniantz began an online relationship with an 18-year-old named Lesya, and the two ended up falling in love. They arranged to meet in person, and it was apparently re-love at first sight. Looking for a way to broadcast their mutual affection to the world, Lesya agreed to allow Toumaniantz to tattoo his name (since changed to “Ruslan”) across her face, just 24 hours after the two met in person for the first time. It’s a symbol of our eternal devotion. I’d like him to tattoo every inch of my body,” she wrote on her Facebook page.”
There’s nothing else to say besides, I hope this works out for the two of them.
• Coco Brown will be the first porn star in outer space. We are not kidding.
“Despite Ms. Brown’s chosen career path, she will not be consummating her first-ever space flight with some zero-gravity sex, so reporters can stop asking about it, okay? ”Trying to have sex in space is a little difficult,” she told The Sun. “You just really don’t have that much control. There would be nothing keeping you together.” Of course, Ms. Brown doesn’t intend to disappoint her fans entirely. “Maybe I’ll pop my boob out and take a photo of it with the Earth in the background,” she said, by way of consolation.”
How does she know space sex is difficult if she’s never done it? Is that true? Astronauts, chime in.
• This Sesame Street parody of Downton Abbey will make you giggle.
• So there’s this miniseries called The Bible, that will tell the story of the Old and New Testament that’s going to air on The History Channel. I am not religious at all but I am definitely excited to see this. Not even ironically. Watch the trailer here!
“Married couple Mark Burnett and Roma Downey created the epic 10-part miniseries, which will bridge the Old Testament with the New Testament, or as Burnett said, “from Genesis to Revelation” with several in-depth portrayals of Bible stories.Burnett, who created the television series “Survivor,” explained that the series is “a great story that happens to be our faith” while speaking to The Christian Post.’The Bible’ is going to be seen by millions of people, and it looks like a $100 million feature film,” he added.”
•The Boy Scouts may end their ban on gay members. Yet, it’s up to each troop to allow or exclude members, so how does that really change anything but their public relations? If homophobic troops want to, they can still exclude gay members.
“According to anonymous “scouting officials,” should the ban be lifted, it would then be left to each individual troop to create its own membership guidelines. Only seven months ago, the BSA decided it would keep the ban in place, following a two-year review of the policy. NBC’s anonymous source says this new consideration comes from pressure by individual troops.”
Would you want to join an organization that once excluded you?