Kaption Kontest or Let’s WebMD Kanye Because Srsly WTF

By Alexandra Gehringer

So Kim and Kanye took a lover’s jaunt to Rio last week and the paparazzi photos of the blessed couple are just too much. We can see that Kanye was clearly going through his own something special while Kim dicked around imitating that sorta famous Jesus statue (Christ the Redeemer, if we’re being scholarly).

I really don’t feel as though I’m pro enough to even begin guessing what’s plaguing his Hermes swathed mind, but maybe one of you guys can get to the bottom of this mystery? Click through for the full photo on CC’s tumblr and leave your Kaptions and diagnoses below!