Tonight On ‘GIRLS’ Is The Best Twitter, Ever

By Emerald Pellot

Tonight On ‘GIRLS’ is a parody Twitter written by standup comedians Sam Grittner and Claudia Cougan. The Twitter perfectly encapsulates everything that makes GIRLS the twenty-something, clusterf*ck of a hit television series it is. Whether you love the show or hate it or love to hate-watch it, this Twitter captures the essence of each character in 140 characters or less. Here are some of my favorite Tweets.

TONIGHT ON 'GIRLS': Jessa uses Groupon to get blow; Marnie does angel dust with Tina Brown; two different black eskimos have speaking parts—
Tonight on 'GIRLS' (@TonightOnGIRLS) February 18, 2013

TONIGHT ON 'GIRLS': Hannah explains fisting to her new neighbors; Ray makes soundscapes out of doors slamming; Marnie finds out she's Banksy—
Tonight on 'GIRLS' (@TonightOnGIRLS) February 17, 2013

TONIGHT ON 'GIRLS': Hannah has sex; Hannah makes love; Hannah fucks; Shoshanna is horrified to learn she has a mirror not a twin—
Tonight on 'GIRLS' (@TonightOnGIRLS) February 17, 2013

TONIGHT ON 'GIRLS': Hannah wears a barrel & no underwear; Shoshanna stands in line at the Apple Store for 8 months; Marnie pierces her bangs—
Tonight on 'GIRLS' (@TonightOnGIRLS) February 16, 2013

TONIGHT ON 'GIRLS': Shoshanna goes backpacking for a month in Queens; Adam makes a mural out of antique dildos; Hannah can't unroll her eyes—
Tonight on 'GIRLS' (@TonightOnGIRLS) February 12, 2013