Put your orders in for dicks-in-a-box! Get ‘em while they’re still available. Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom are tying the knot. “A rep for the actor confirms to Us Weekly exclusively that the 34-year-old funnyman is engaged to his girlfriend of five years, singer-songwriter Joanna Newsom.” Congrats to the artsy couple. That ring is totes cute.
• Nicki Minaj demands three buckets of spicy fried chicken because she knows what she likes.
“A source told Us Weekly magazine: ‘Nicki needs three 12-piece buckets of spicy fried chicken, no thighs, lots of wings, and likes to devour them with a set of fine silverware.”
• There’s a new makeup for men and women and I think that’s pretty great.
• So Kim Kardashian and Kanye East have posed nude for the cover of L’Officiel Hommes magazine.
• This Professor was caught watching porno in class when he accidentally put it up on the projector. Woops.