Perez Hilton has a baby boy! (Completely shocking news to the CC editors. That Gossip Guru sure keeps his own life private, ironically.) I know this moment is supposed to be touching but I do find it hilarious that this photograph mimics the pictures of mothers who have just given birth. Perez obviously could not have just given birth to his baby boy so it’s pretty funny. He wrote on his website, “I am ready to announce that earlier this month I was blessed with the birth of my first child, a beautiful and healthy baby boy – with lots of hair on his tiny head!” Congrats to the new dad.
This woman is letting the internet name her baby for $5,000 which isn’t even that much money. It’s sort of depressing.
“Though leaving the fate of your child’s name to strangers on the Internet might seem risky, Belly Ballot’s business is rooted in the idea that parents often turn to social media for help selecting a name. Indeed, parents have auctioned baby names on eBay, left the decision to a Facebook poll, and in the case of Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer, sent a mass email seeking suggestions.”
You know this baby is going to be named “Grumpy Cat” or something.
Watch this lady impersonate Lena Dunham better than Lena Dunham ever could.