How Much Do Guys Expect on the First Date? [Ask a Dude]

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Dear Dude,

I feel like I’ve read so much on this topic, but can’t seem to get a straight answer. I’ve been out on first dates with guys who barely go in for a kiss at the end of the night, and others who can’t seem to get my clothes off fast enough. Generally speaking, though, how much do guys expect on a first date?

Thanks!

Amelia Pond

Dear Amelia Pond,

You are the winner for my favorite sign-off name of all time, hands down, bar none, congratulations. For this you win a straight answer to a direct question.

What does a guy expect at the end of a first date? If it’s going well, he wants at least a kiss. From there I’d say it’s a combination of chemistry and alcohol blood levels.

Part of the issue you’re dealing with comes with the fact that some dudes are freakin’ shameless when it comes to the lean-in and others that act like friggin’ Piglet, leaving it more up to you to initiate. There’s no industry standard on protocol because we are all like snowflakes. Or DNA. Or Time Lords. None of us are the same and none of us have the same inclination or level of confidence for this set of circumstances.

When I was in high school, I was the kind who’d have been too shy to try something without some kind of blatant “Go ahead” signal from the base coach (the girl). As I got more experience and more confident that changed a bit and I got more comfortable. It’s sometimes a matter of maturing.

On the other hand, how’s the date actually going? If it’s really great then you could count on a more enthused course of action. On the other hand, if it’s just so-so and there’s not necessarily a guaranteed 2nd date in his foreseeable future, then he might be a little more “let’s try this and see what it’s like.” Of course, then there’s the scenario where the date’s going as smooth as barbed wire from the view inside his headspace, which leads to a lackluster end of the night performance.

So there you have it. The bottom line according to old Stone Cold is if the date’s not a complete piece of trash then he’s expectin’ you’ll at least give his lips a test drive. Now just cause that’s what he’s expecin’, don’t mean that’s what you can give him. You make up your own and give him a smooch or open a can of whoop ass, that all depends on what you’re expectin’.

Arrived, Raised Hell, leaving,

The Dude

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