Miley Cyrus Changes Hair Color World Poos Pants [Sugar Binge]

Miley added too many shimmery highlights to her hair and now it looks kind of silvery. Upon reportage the internet immediately became rampant with judgments and retweets! I think she looks good. The young starlet promptly corrected news outlets who thought her hair might be blue, purple or silver.

• In lady news, 1 in 6 female students in Princeton reported to have had been penetrated without consent. The news comes from an unreleased study from 2008 that was recently leaked to the school’s newspaper

“According to the survey, more than 28 percent of female undergraduate students reported that they were touched in a sexual manner or had their clothes removed without consent. About 12 percent said they were forced to receive or perform oral sex, and an additional 14 percent were said they were victims of attempted forced oral sex. Another 6.2 percent of female undergraduate respondents said they experienced attempted non-consensual vaginal penetration.  Of the 809 female undergraduates who filled out the undergraduate female survey, more than 120 answered affirmatively to the statement, “A man put his penis into my vagina, or someone inserted fingers or objects without my consent.”

Just terrible but unfortunately very much in line with national statistics.

•  Andre Leon Talley, literally the fiercest specimen to ever exist, is leaving his job as Editor-at-Large at Vogue because he loves Russia and lots of money. He is leaving Vogue for Numero magazine. 


Turns out that lady who was going to let the internet name her baby for $5K was just a hoax

•  Aaron Carter has revealed his “horny level” to BuzzFeed and the results are shocking

AC: Oh, I was just REALLY horny. I just wanted to have sex with someone.

BuzzFeed: So, this tweet has prompted people to constantly ask you your “horny level”, I don’t know if you’ve seen that.

AC: Ooooohhh, yes, what the hell. Is that what they’re talking about? It hasn’t stopped! I’ve been giving it no attention, but I see like two tweets.

BF: So the Internet wants to know: what was your horny level when you made this tweet?

AC: Phhhhstt, TEN. No, TWENTY!

TWENTY! I guess that’s a lot . . .



    1. She looks older than her age.

    2. Janaya says:

      So an article about Anne Hathaway being "better than us" gets it's own feed, but rape on campus only gets a tiny blurb under Miley Cyrus? Come on ladies, get it together! This is a website about helping college students, stop putting the real news on the backburner. Give this article some REAL attention and press. Trust me, the celebrities can wait. Talk about what's really important. I'm dissapointed here.

      1. emeraldgritty says:

        I understand your frustration. The reason why we didn't consider the story to be breaking news is because the study itself made no new discoveries. Unfortunately, if you read about sexual assault on campus as often as we do, the study wouldn't feel noteworthy because it's in line with national statistics and other colleges and therefore not really anything new (which is terrible reality to face). Of course sexual assault on colleges is a MASSIVE problem, we'll definitely do more to discuss and address it in the future.

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    4. Talk about what's really important. I'm dissapointed here.

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