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Expectation Vs. Reality: Walk of Shame, As Told by GIFS

Ah, the “Walk of Shame” – every college girl’s nightmare. While I prefer to call it the “Stride of Pride” there are definitely inevitable questions I will encounter on my journey. Will there be a hoard of immature frat guys clapping as you exit? Will you accidentally leave something at the scene of the crime? Will you seriously have to walk miles to your home? Perhaps. This is where your expectations might not meet with reality. And this is usually how it goes down…

When you wake up:

Expectation

Reality

When he wakes up:

Expectation

Reality

When you do the awkward  leave/get their number/kiss them goodbye/ask to see them again dance:

Expectation

Reality

When you try and leave all sassy and cool:

Expectation

Reality

When you’re trying to get home:

Expectation

Reality

When you bump into them later that day:

Expectation

Reality

…and then you finally realize you’re doomed.

This dose of truth was brought to you by Molly.

She’s a senior journalism/English major at a school you haven’t heard of in a state you haven’t heard of. She’s obsessed with Chandler Bing, English bulldogs, and cheese. Follow her on twitter @gwacamolly.

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