Expectation Vs. Reality: Walk of Shame, As Told by GIFS

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Ah, the “Walk of Shame” – every college girl’s nightmare. While I prefer to call it the “Stride of Pride” there are definitely inevitable questions I will encounter on my journey. Will there be a hoard of immature frat guys clapping as you exit? Will you accidentally leave something at the scene of the crime? Will you seriously have to walk miles to your home? Perhaps. This is where your expectations might not meet with reality. And this is usually how it goes down…

When you wake up:

Expectation

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Reality

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When he wakes up:

Expectation

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Reality

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When you do the awkward  leave/get their number/kiss them goodbye/ask to see them again dance:

Expectation

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Reality

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When you try and leave all sassy and cool:

Expectation

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Reality

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When you’re trying to get home:

Expectation

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Reality

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When you bump into them later that day:

Expectation

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Reality

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…and then you finally realize you’re doomed.

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This dose of truth was brought to you by Molly.

She’s a senior journalism/English major at a school you haven’t heard of in a state you haven’t heard of. She’s obsessed with Chandler Bing, English bulldogs, and cheese. Follow her on twitter @gwacamolly.

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