While sitting in my favorite bar on Thursday night, my friends and I started looking up “would you rather” questions on our phones. At first they were the typical questions like “Would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you?” and “Would you rather have arms or legs?” Until one question changed everything.
Would you rather give up cheese or oral sex?
I thought the answer was obvious. If I had to pick between cheese or oral sex, I’d pick cheese. Cheese is real love. I mean, it’s the closest thing I’ve had to real love. It’s CHEESE. If you gave up cheese you could never have pizza again, or cottage cheese, or grilled cheese, or mac ‘n’ cheese, or mozzarella sticks. This seems like a no-brainer to me. While I was not alone in my love for cheese the conversation got pretty heated. My best friend was literally shaking me saying, “ARE YOU CRAZY?” The entire bar got really into it. People I didn’t even know were weighing on the cheese vs oral sex debate. We thought we would never find an answer.
Then, my super supportive guy friends said that we should take it to a poll right here on CC. I agreed. So let’s settle the debate once and for all: What would you rather give up – cheese or oral sex?
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