Would You Rather Give Up Cheese or Oral Sex?

While sitting in my favorite bar on Thursday night, my friends and I started looking up “would you rather” questions on our phones. At first they were the typical questions like “Would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you?” and “Would you rather have arms or legs?” Until one question changed everything.

Would you rather give up cheese or oral sex?

I thought the answer was obvious. If I had to pick between cheese or oral sex, I’d pick cheese. Cheese is real love. I mean, it’s the closest thing I’ve had to real love. It’s CHEESE. If you gave up cheese you could never have pizza again, or cottage cheese, or grilled cheese, or mac ‘n’ cheese, or mozzarella sticks. This seems like a no-brainer to me. While I was not alone in my love for cheese the conversation got pretty heated. My best friend was literally shaking me saying, “ARE YOU CRAZY?” The entire bar got really into it. People I didn’t even know were weighing on the cheese vs oral sex debate. We thought we would never find an answer.

Then, my super supportive guy friends said that we should take it to a poll right here on CC. I agreed. So let’s settle the debate once and for all: What would you rather give up – cheese or oral sex?

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  1. Birdman says:

    Give up the oral

    There are literally endless other ways to have an orgasm but no real substitute for cheese.

  2. jcpd4321 says:

    "I love having curdled milk, but I'd rather get some head."
    -Three 6 Mafia

  3. Katie says:

    I'd give up oral sex for sure, cheese is just too good!

  4. ashleybccote says:

    Cheese is like my best friend, haha no way am i giving it up

  5. rosesformeg says:

    I would give up cheese. Its not that great for your body anyway. Plus, food needs to offer me way more than a cheesy flavor to give up any form of sex.

  6. Linds says:

    Cheese. Hands down. Plus considering I'm lactose intolerant and very few cheeses don't carry the lactose sugar, it wouldn't be that difficult.

  7. Amanda says:

    Cheese is the best

  8. I’d pick cheese all the way.

  9. mineaberg says:

    Cheese is the winner, no doubt

    1. Alex- University of South Carolina says:

      No one likes you, Minea.

    2. mineaberg says:

      No one cares about your silly opinions, Alex.

  10. Heather says:

    I love cheese too much to ever give it up. Oral sex has to go.

  11. Evelyn says:

    Wouldn't even hesitate, cheese would have to go.

  12. Ceener says:

    Cheese doesn't require putting anyone's urine smeared parts into my mouth. So cheese is the winner. It'd be harder if the game went something like "would you rather go spelunking in the city sewers or give someone a BJ"…. That'd be harder (nopun), but I'd still choose spelunking in the sewers.. But I understand I'm not of the popular opinion here. Har.

    1. It’s receiving oral sex..not giving. But I still would pick cheese.

  13. Elizabeth says:

    I'd give up oral sex. There are plenty more ways to get off, but there is no good substitute for cheese.

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