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5 Reasons Why You Should Be BFFs With Amanda Bynes

Until yesterday afternoon, we thought Amanda Bynes was a loner. She had cut off contact with her family but still claimed to have friends. But yesterday, the former Nickelodeon star was spotted strolling around NYC with a blonde friend. Sources say the friend waited for Amanda outside her apartment, and then the two hung out for a bit around the city. They were spotted chatting and laughing together…and then walked to an ATM. Is this really Amanda Bynes’s friend? Or did she “rent” a friend? Maybe she just owed her friend some money?

Some might wonder why anyone would still want to be friends with Amanda Bynes. We’ve come up with a few reasons to be besties with the newest train-wreck on the block.

1. She’ll Make You Look Good

You can’t really do anything to outshine Amanda Bynes’s crazy. She will act, dress, walk, and breathe crazier than you. You’ll never have to worry about embarassing yourself or looking bad again!

2. You’ll Get Lots Of Attention

Head outside with Amanda and you’re bound to be a paparazzi magnet. This is perfect if you’re trying to break into the industry or gain some 15 minute fame. Maybe she’ll even tweet about you!

3. She Has Money

Yes she’s crazy but she still has some bucks in her bank account. Homegirl will pay for your lunches, brunches, and trips to the salon together. Maybe you could get matching bleach blonde locks.

4. You Can Help Her

Maybe you’ll be the one that she’ll listen to. Maybe you can get her some help. Those are “maybes” because it seems highly unlikely right now. But it’s still possible. Someone save Amanda Bynes!

5. She’s Amanda Bynes

Sure she’s fallen off the wagon, but she’s still Amanda Bynes. In case you’ve forgotten who that is, she was the funny child star who had her own TV show. She was the sister turned brother who fell in love with Channing Tatum in She’s The Man. She was the cute blonde who danced and sang in Hairspray. But she was also the girl who got arressted with a DUI. Either way, she’s a person. And everyone deserves a friend. Even if you make crazy YouTube videos sucking on sour patch kids.

UPDATE: Amanda Bynes Tweeted at us about this post: 

PS: Check out Amanda Bynes Photoshopped as 8 Animals and 1 Baby Jesus.

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      1. Congratulations on having Amanda Bynes reply to you INSTANTLY after posting this!

      2. Kelly Allen says:

        This is disgraceful, rude, and completely not going to help Amanda Byne's issues. Seriously College Candy – if you think you're helping Amanda or other college girls by offering "advice", please stop providing advice that is equivalent to suggesting a solid diet is gum and diet coke. Shame on you.

        1. Molly - UNL says:

          I don't see any "advice" in this clearly satirical article.

      3. D J says:

        Nasty little article from a nasty little person. So classless.

      4. Matt says:

        Wow, did someone publish a page out of their burn book? This is pathetic.

        1. Alex- University of South Carolina says:

          Thanks, Matt!

      5. Adam says:

        I'm all for ragging on celebrities, but this is just unfunny and pointless. I'm embarrassed for whoever wrote this.

        1. Alex- University of South Carolina says:

          This is why you SHOULD be her friend. Just FYI.

      6. @Confserialblond says:

        Why don’t you help her instead of making fun of her?

      7. hannah says:

        thats her assistant, do some research

        1. Alex- University of South Carolina says:

          Where did you read that? Did it happen to be in the Tweet she sent out in response to this post? The tweet that happened AFTER the post was published?

      8. Molly - UNL says:

        In case you guys forgot how to read, this is a direct quote. " Either way, she’s a person. And everyone deserves a friend."

        1. D J says:

          In case you yourself forgot how to read, here's another:

          "Until yesterday afternoon, we thought Amanda Bynes was a loner. She had cut off contact with her family but still claimed to have friends. But yesterday, the former Nickelodeon star was spotted strolling around NYC with a blonde friend. Sources say the friend waited for Amanda outside her apartment, and then the two hung out for a bit around the city. They were spotted chatting and laughing together…and then walked to an ATM. Is this really Amanda Bynes’s friend? Or did she “rent” a friend? Maybe she just owed her friend some money?

          Some might wonder why anyone would still want to be friends with Amanda Bynes. We’ve come up with a few reasons to be besties with the newest train-wreck on the block.

          1. She’ll Make You Look Good

          You can’t really do anything to outshine Amanda Bynes’s crazy. She will act, dress, walk, and breathe crazier than you. You’ll never have to worry about embarassing yourself or looking bad again!

          2. You’ll Get Lots Of Attention

          Head outside with Amanda and you’re bound to be a paparazzi magnet. This is perfect if you’re trying to break into the industry or gain some 15 minute fame. Maybe she’ll even tweet about you!

          3. She Has Money

          Yes she’s crazy but she still has some bucks in her bank account. Homegirl will pay for your lunches, brunches, and trips to the salon together. Maybe you could get matching bleach blonde locks.

          4. You Can Help Her

          Maybe you’ll be the one that she’ll listen to. Maybe you can get her some help. Those are “maybes” because it seems highly unlikely right now. But it’s still possible. Someone save Amanda Bynes!"

        2. Molly - UNL says:

          I just don't see how this was that mean. Sorry. It's clearly a joke and people need to lighten up.

      9. CCC says:

        You go on about how crazy she is but her only response is, "I look fat". I would have taken far more offense to the words than the picture you chose to use (which could be a lot worse).

      10. How can you say you "love her" on twitter when she confronts you, and then say such mean things about her?

        1. James says:

          cos she's clearly not well right now and they know they can get away with it. Schoolyard bully stuff, lowest of the low.

      11. Ashlee says:

        I just really wanna be friends with Amanda simply because she is amazing and I look up to her. You should be ashamed of yourselves with the things you've written

      12. Liz says:

        Talk about kicking someone when they're down – these articles are becoming less and less interesting and more like something out of a high school mean girl's diary.

      13. Elle says:

        This is weak. That video wasn't even posted on YouTube. Step your blogging game up. I wouldn't be friends with you.

      14. Natalie says:

        Nobody knows to what degree Amanda's mental state has fallen, and we can only speculate from what we've seen on the internet, but either way, that's no right to write this trash. This "article" made a complete mockery of itself by attempting to be funny by making fun of someone. That's just straight up bullying. Danielle (the person who wrote this) – I wonder how you even sleep at night. Must be really satisfying sleeping in your warm fuzzy bed knowing you pathetically bullied someone on the internet. Doesn't matter how famous or rich Amanda is, she's still a person. Grow up. This website is so dumb and anyone who thinks it's acceptable to mock a person like this is, too.

      15. yvonne says:

        Yeah, it doesn't seem like your article went over all that well.

      16. Kelly says:

        I'm still at a loss as to what Amanda's done to constitute herself as "crazy" or have a mental illness. The media is being really mean to her simply because they don't understand her behavior…. Looks like to me she's just trying to live life. Stop tearing her down!!!!!!! She wears a weave because a stylist fried off all her hair in a bad bleaching job. Cut the woman some slack. Let her live.

      17. Emma says:

        whoever wrote this should seriously take a good look at her adult life and wonder why she is so willing to spill out bile on the internet about a clearly disturbed woman. Pull this College Candy, seriously. This reminds me of gr. 10 math – "omg, look at Amanda, she's so UGLY today." "Just kidding, Amanda, we love you!! JOKEESS."

      18. NKD says:

        This is a very mean article. Amanda is a talented individual. Grow up.

      19. amg says:

        college candy – you're a 1st class c*nt.

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