The Best Reactions To 98 Degrees’ New Song About BJs, ‘Microphone’ [Listen To This]

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Normally in Listen To This, I present you with music that CC believes to be kind of cool or interesting. Today, I present you with something so bad you’ll feel your youth fleeting as your childhood ends. 98 Degrees decided to make a comeback. Hey, if New Kids On The Block can do it, why can’t they? Then we heard this song.

Holy Jebus. The song ‘Microphone’ is actually a metaphor for a blow j. They actually instruct the listener to “blow.” In the video the four, old men basically berate this young female performer while holding glasses of sponsored alcohol and hitting on her. It’s really weird. Like, uncomfortably weird. The whole video feels like you’re being hit on by a creepy old dude at a bar. At the very end they endlessly shout, “Do the best you can!” which sounds motivating until you realize they are talking about do the best you can at performing oral sex on me, girl. 

Check out the funniest comments and reactions to the song below, along with some lyrics to put things into perpective.

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“Hey lady, grab the microphone
And say “do-re-mi-fa-so-oh-oh-oh”
Yeah baby, you’re wound up and ready to blow”

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“And hold it up to your lips
We can be a two-piece band
And make some hits while you sing in this microphone”

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“How would it taste?
Can you put your money where your mouth is?”

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“Hey lady, grab the microphone
And say ‘do-re-mi-fa-so-oh-oh-oh'”

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“You got a promise to try and do the best you can
The best you can
You better do your best
The best you can
So come and sing in this microphone oh oh oh”

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