The 10 Best Lord Tyrion Quotes To Celebrate His New Book

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George R R Martin has announced a new book about Lord Tyrion called, “The Wit And Wisdom Of Lord Tyrion.” According to BookSeller.com, “The hardback title will gather together ‘clever and naughty quips’ from the popular character from A Song of Ice and Fire series, played in the HBO series by actor Peter Dinklage.” I don’t know if we need an entire compilation of Lord Tyrion’s quotes when we all have Google and are absolutely obsessed with the show but, hey, why not? In case you were wondering what kind of “wit and wisdom” you might find in the new book, we’ve rounded up the 10 best Lord Tyrion quotes to get you in the mood for some “half-man sass.”

On Sex As A Weapon . . . 

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On Giving Psychopaths Power

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On Brunching With The Girls

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On Brunching With The Girls . . . 

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On Owning Your Flaws And Being A Fierce Bitch

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On Trying To Silence The Haters

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On Staying A Step Ahead Of The Basic Betches

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On Freeing Yourself From Dem Shackles, Girl

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On The Grass Always Being Greener

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