13 Things Guys Do But Are Embarrassed To Admit [Dude’s List]

It’s no secret we all omit some of the grittier and less pleasant details of ourselves. Nobody wants to let it be known on a first date about their flossing rituals or what exactly their browser history looked like last night (before he erased it, of course).

These are tiny experiences and habits that make us all the same, that actually are universal and connect us, as the late-and-great George Carlin spent a career pointing out. So…why so embarrassed? Why must we hide the clauses in the fine print when asking someone else to sign the terms and conditions form? Well, lets run down a few of them and maybe we’ll answer that together…

We don’t like to admit to these finer points under our personas. There’s some sense of shame somewhere in us that makes us reluctant to let these warts see the light of day. But now I just have written them down for you, dear readers. So I guess the cats are out of the bag, on the QT, and very, very, hush-hush…

You heard it here first,

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    1. Walter says:

      Hey, asshole. Only Jeff Bridges can be known as "The Dude."

      Also, foundation? Outside of a few drag queens who took their makeup seriously, I've never known a man who wore foundation. This is some serious "cosmo" shit.

    2. Sab says:

      Interesting list. However, the Kinsey study has been largely discredited by both the sociology and psychology academic communities. Not your best reference.

    3. 123 says:

      I don't think a guy wrote this.

    4. alansmith15 says:

      ahaha…i think any gender,age or culture would surely enjoy Too Cute, right. i don't know if this is ridiculous or hilarious, but one things for sure, it made me smirk and it surely did entertain me. great this is.

    5. Redbarn says:

      Not sure if this was written by a women or a very gay man.

    6. Firefly says:

      Already knew all that. Not so secret once you have had a few long term relationships. Alright the foundation one was new lol, BUT it was a small part of a bigger point. You can’t help but notice your shaver is blunt, your clippers have been left out and have hair all over them and your wax pot is a little low. Into grooming? Yes. Clean up after themselves? HA!

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