How To Know If Your Boyfriend Is Gay

Contrary to popular belief, ignorance is not always bliss.  This is especially true when it comes to pregnancy scares, genital warts, and gay boyfriends.  No one wants to be that girl insisting that her boyfriend is straight every time he orders an apple martini from the bar or the friend everybody is whispering about because her boyfriend has more sparkle and pizzazz than Richard Simmons. Now, most girls are pretty good at spotting the needle in a heterosexual haystack, but if you are one of the unfortunate girls that mother nature forgot to grant an amazing gaydar to, don’t fret. Here are a few ways you can tell if your new boo likes the same thing as you do.

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  1. Ummm…. the "it's not pink, it's lightish red" shirt is from Red Vs. Blue…. where the character gets pink armor. I just wanted to point out, that shirt is a joke…

  2. Kay says:

    There's half naked GIRLS at the gym too..
    Thor wasn't that terrible. In fact, it got 77% on rotten tomatoes.
    I also have plenty of straight friends that loved mean girls.
    I think you're being pretty narrow-minded. This wasn't even very funny, just kind of offensive.

  3. Kez says:

    Please tell me this is satire. Something this overtly stereotypical must be satire.

    1. emeraldgritty says:

      Of course it is. The only real way to know if someone is gay is by asking them.

  4. As someone who helps people come to terms with their sexuality, I find this article overly stereotypical smack. Except for the one about Chris Brown rage, and even that isn't a 100% accurate litmus test to prove someone's homosexual. There can be very sensitive men, effeminate men, macho men, rugged men, and asshole men – gay or straight. To place put prospective boyfriends in one of the 6 boxes mentioned is truly narrow minded! This article deserves a half a snap from this gay man, who was married to a woman, and finally came into his own authenticity.

  5. Thor was the best marvel flick yet…guess there's lots of fags who agree cuz that movie made some GAY money!!! WTF? Another problem with the internet – crap like this.

  6. danielletee says:

    Cher totally needed to see this post about Christian….AS IF!

  7. Yummy_Prosciutto says:

    Different strokes for different folks I guess. But to me, if he is not pulling your hair and spanking your butt like both your lives depend on it, then something is amiss and it's best to move on. Whether or not he is gay.

  8. RWBY says:

    The "It's not pink, it's lightish red" shirt is a quote from Rooster Teeth' s Red vs. Blue series. It has nothing to do with whether a guy is gay or not.

  9. badger45891 says:

    There's two minutes of my life I'll never get back…

  10. james228 says:

    really pink? i don't think color has anything to do with sexuality or preference. So what if the boyfriend is gay so long as he is man enough to be faithful and love you for the entire relationship and both of you are happy.

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