I don’t know how helpful
sex tips actually are but most of them to me are just funny to read and not entirely helpful. I think I can figure boning out—isn’t that half the fun anyway? After ransacking the internet during my normal feasts of awkwardly-worded sex tips that use words like “pleasuring” and “enter her,” which are clearly intended to make me giggle like I am in middle school again, I found the 10 most awkward sex tips. I am 100% sure if you tried any of these you’d just end up making someone incredibly uncomfortable or downright frightened as opposed to turned on.
The 10 Most Awkward Sex Tips On The Internet
"Use high school–y drugstore shampoo: Finesse or Herbal Essences. This will remind dudes of the girls they jerked off to when they were teenagers. " "Yoga as foreplay! Can't seem to fit yoga class into your busy schedule? Take a deep breath and consider doing it in front of your husband as the ultimate aphrodisiac." "Miss Lee used the words “vaginal dryness” . . .The conversation then turned to a suggestion by in-studio guests Kym Whitley of the OWN Network and expert Dr. Evelyn Minaya to take that bottle of Extra Virgin Olive Oil out of the kitchen and into the bedroom." "While no woman wants to be seduced while she’s loading the dishwasher, don’t underestimate the impact of the element of surprise. If sex has become a bit routine lately, grab her when she’s coming out of the shower. Pin her to the wall and kiss her like you can’t contain yourself. A surprise quickie always leaves a girl wanting more.” "Freeze some grapes in a Ziploc bag. Once they're ice-cold, put them in your mouth. Then begin oral sex. The temperature and sensation produced by the grapes while you're giving him oral sex is incredible. You might want to try spraying your mouth with Binaca or using mint-flavored toothpaste right before going down on him. This will give his penis a nice warm feeling." "Loosen up — extend your arms high, bend over, try a split — within his view, of course. Tell him about your hot dream. Rest your hand on his inner thigh under the table." “If you want to get a guy busting down doors to get you, simply send him a text saying, ‘I can’t stop thinking about your penis." "Do your household chores. Want to put your wife in the mood for better sex? “Help around the house. The best foreplay happens outside the bedroom. By helping with chores and errands, you make them feel valued.” "To keep your man sexually aroused and satisfied, ladies, it's important to remember that the pleasure shouldn't end at orgasm. So be sure to keep your fridge stocked with delectable cold-cuts and loaves of fresh bread."
"Buy her new shoes. Doing something terribly nice and out of the ordinary makes her want you more. And, even more important, it gives you a chance to work all of those sensitive nerve endings in her feet. When you check her for fit, linger around the tips of her toes. Don’t be surprised if she kicks off her shoes as soon as you get home."