Basically I haven’t seen Sabrina The Teenage Witch in ages but thanks to Tumblr I’m able to relive Salem’s amazing quotes. When I was younger I definitely didn’t pick up on how depressed and evil he was. I think I just thought it was cool that a cat talked. In retrospect Salem is my spirit animal saying things like, “I eat when I’m happy. I eat when I’m upset,” and “I tried to take over the world.” Sounds just like me.