I’m sorry. Right off the bat, I apologize for subjecting you to these photos.
On Saturday night, Geraldo Rivera must have had a few too many mojitos, because he took to Twitter and posted an extremely gratuitous shot of his nearly-naked 70 year old bod with the caption “70 is the new 50″. Nothing about this is okay — I don’t want to see that mess, Geraldo. Luckily for humanity, the offending photo has since been removed, replaced with the tweet: “Note to self: no tweeting after 1am.” #Embarrassing
Unfortunately, Geraldo is far from the first celebrity with a selfie the world was just NOT ready to see. Whether these photos came out because the celeb wanted them to or not, behold the most disturbing selfies to ever hit Twitter.