Justin Bieber was caught spitting on his fans in Toronto. A group of fans were gathering outside his hotel and Justin Bieber stood atop his balcony spitting loogies on them. What a good guy! I get that having people on your D all the time is annoying but literally spitting on the people who make you a star is a bit much. They’re not the paparazzi who can be too aggressive, they’re people who adore him. See more pictures at TMZ.
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Justin Bieber Caught Spitting On Fans
Once upon time there was a boy with a fabulous weave who sung cute pop songs. He got a little more famous and his hair got a little more swooshy. Then he started wearing hats. He was still like, 'Love you, girl.' It was nice. Then he started doing peace signs and wearing his hat backwards. The peace sign went down, the smile upside down. The hair got less swooshier. The face more 4 srs. Then the swoosh went away. It was gone. Where'd it go? OMG. SO SAD. When he got his ears pierced we knew it was an end of an era. He started wearing crazy pants. Yes, those are pearl earrings with a matching pearl necklace. Then this weird picture for V Magazine was taken. Yet, clearly Justin wanted to be seen like this. So he started dressing "tougher." I guess, more hats. He began to look angrier. Everyone saw him as a pop star but he saw himself as an Angel. A super cool, tough angel! He went maverick and flipped off the paparazzi! He tweeted his boner to his 'wild beliebers.' He got into physical altercations with paparazzi. Now, I guess, he just dances in his onesie . . .
. . . and does hoodrat stuff with his friends.