So Which States Have The Biggest Ds? Not Wyoming . . .

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A condom making company, Condomania, ranked the states from largest average penis size to smallest. Wyoming came in last place. Sad. They’re going to have to live with this stigma until like a month from now when everybody forgets this list existed.

According to Daily Finance, “The data pool for this study has swelled to more than 27,000 men, enough to draw some tentative conclusions. The tumescent curve runs from 3″ to 10″, falling into a Bell normal curve with half between 5″ and 6″. This conforms¬†with previous studies, including the Kinsey Report.

So which state has the biggest Ds? New Hampshire. I know, anticlimactic. This is probably the only reason to go to New Hampshire (kidding). ¬†I tried to look up celebrities from New Hampshire to sort of gauge who might have a large D but all that came up was Adam Sandler and I promptly stopped my search there because Adam Sandler’s D is not a D I want to imagine.

Here are the 50 states’ average penis size ranked for largest to smallest.

  1. New Hampshire
  2. Oregon
  3. New York
  4. Indiana
  5. Arizona
  6. Hawaii
  7. Louisiana
  8. Massachusetts
  9. Alabama
  10. Washington
  11. New Mexico
  12. California
  13. Arkansas
  14. Nevada
  15. Virginia
  16. Tennessee
  17. Illinois
  18. Oklahoma
  19. South Dakota
  20. Georgia
  21. Pennsylvania
  22. Mississippi
  23. Michigan
  24. Florida
  25. Rhode Island
  26. Kansas
  27. Maryland
  28. Minnesota
  29. Vermont
  30. Connecticut
  31. Wisconsin
  32. New Jersey
  33. North Dakota
  34. Idaho
  35. Texas
  36. Missouri
  37. Montana
  38. Ohio
  39. Nebraska
  40. Colorado
  41. Maine
  42. North Carolina
  43. Delaware
  44. South Carolina
  45. Kentucky
  46. West Virginia
  47. Alaska
  48. Iowa
  49. Utah
  50. Wyoming

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