Winking Animals Are The Most Important Thing On The Internet

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Winking animals look like they just farted and want you to keep it a secret. Winking animals look like they are going to eat your soul and are sardonically reminding you that you’re fucked. Winking animals look constipated. Winking animals, you guys! I love to anthropomorphize animals so that they look human because they’re way more adorable that way. I mean, if we didn’t do that, kitties would look like absolute monsters with claws sharp enough to rip my heart out, bring it to me, then roll around in it, like, “Look what I brought you!” . . . I hate when my pets do that, especially if it’s my heart. Anyway, check out these 15 winking animals because they are cute and it’s Tuesday, so what else are you doing?

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