10 Reasons I Immediately NOPE you on Tinder

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As a newly single lady, I felt it was almost an obligation that I try this Tinder thing out. I have a couple of friends who have gone on some great dates, and a lot of friends who have gone on zero dates, but assured me it would – worst case scenario – make me laugh and remind me that there are good looking men in the world. While this is partly true, it’s also true there are a lot of sort of scary, make me feel uncomfortable, horrible pick up line dropping men out there as well.

I have compiled my 10 biggest Tinder pet-peeves that will make me NOPE you pretty much immediately:

1. If you send me an emoticon or say “Sup”. What even is that? Sup? N2MU? Do we have a conversation now? Ugh.

2. If you live more than 40 miles away. Really, I guess this is Tinder’s fault. But who goes on Tinder searching for a long distance relationship?

3. If I can’t tell who you are, because you only posted group shots. I always feel like I am being tricked. It’s just not worth the risk.

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4. If all of your pictures are clearly with your girlfriend. Because, come on.

5. If your “about me” is a generic motivational quote. If I have to read that I miss 100% of shots I don’t take one more time…

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6. If you’re under the age of 21. What would we even do? Oh wait, do you have a fake? Nice.

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7. If you look like you may murder me. Because internet safety is no joke, y’all.

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8. If all of your pictures are you without a shirt on. Ohhhhhhhhmygaaaaaaaahd I get it you have a 6 pack.

9. If you have a baby. Sorry…. But ain’t nobody got time for that on Tinder. I literally don’t even have the time to join an actual dating site that requires me to answer any questions about myself.

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10. You have no pictures… It’s the only requirement of Tinder. Get it together.

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