Sometime before the shit really hit the fan for Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears there was this beautiful moment in history when it was generally accepted that they were young women misbehaving without any real consequence.
At the time no one imagined that Britney Spears had a mental illness, Lindsay Lohan addiction issues and that Paris Hilton would be arrested about 1 million times for DUIs. If we put all that stuff aside and by that stuff I mean reality, the trio was up to some seriously humorous frenemy-ing, perhaps the breast frenemy-ing of the 21st century.
If you remember this is around the time of the Britney V-flash.
Paris Hilton’s boyfriend, Brandon Davis, called Lindsay Lohan a poor, fire crotch.
Then Lindsay responded with the greatest paparazzi act of all time.
Lindsay: “Paris is a cunt.”
Paparazzi: “What did you say? Paris is a what?”
Lindsay: “I love Paris Hilton.”
Paparazzi: “Why did you say Paris is a cunt?”
Lindsay: “I never said that.”
Then Lindsay Lohan accused Paris of hitting her. She said, “Paris hit me.”
Then they did some smooching maybe.
Then Paris insulted Lindsay on her show.
Then I guess the shit hit the fan . . . who knows what happened. Supposedly the feud started because Lindsay boned Paris’ ex. Britney shaved her head. Lindsay went to rehab. Paris slipped in to cultural irrelevance.