If You’re a Stinky Pooper, You Need Poo-Pourri [Video]
September 30, 2013 6:00 pm Posted in Body
Just last week I said “we want the world to think we fart fairy dust,” and voila, there is now a product on the market that makes that possible! Well, it won’t exactly allow you to fart fairy dust — that would be a little weird. However, it does allow you to mask those offensive smells when it’s that time on the porcelain throne.
Poo Pourri is a deodorizer that ensures you carry yourself as a lady at all times. First, you spray the water which traps the monstrous odors beneath a barrier. Once nature calls, the aroma will be pleasant and there you have it — you basically fart fairy dust.
I must say, ladies, this product may be one you go out and get immediately. Sharing a bathroom with roommates can be so awkward sometimes. No one wants to walk in with a not-so-friendly aroma attacking your nostrils, and it’s even more embarrassing being the person who has to warn people not to go enter. Do you and your roommates a favor and purchase Poo Pourri. Prices range from $9.95 to $44.95. Perfect for the college budget!