Paris Hilton released a teaser for her new music video featuring Lil Wayne (shame on you, Lil wayne) called, “Good Time.” Paris Hilton who can’t sing for shit has her squeaky whispers auto-tuned as she sings about being tipsy and writhes around like a deflated Y2K it girl. Then Lil Wayne lays down the most epic verse about butts, “I’m fucked up … I can’t tell you what’s what/All she know is suck, fuck. / I walked up to a big butt, and asked her ass, ‘Butt, what?’ …”
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