Celebrities with cat eyes. Why, you ask? Because reasons! Today is the first day it has been really cold out, the government decided to go on vaycay and the next episode of Scandal can’t come soon enough! We are in disarray at CC! Madness! Madness! So we figured hey, this can’t be much weirder than celebrities with googley eyes. Well, it’s a lot weirder, they sort of look like aliens. One day, when I am famous for something like, “Girl Eaten By Hamsters,” or “Girl Farts The National Anthem Before Choking To Death On A Biscuit,” I hope someone Photoshops something ridiculous onto my face. That’s how you know you’ve made it.