Kim Kardashian: style icon, mother, and, of course, one of the great minds of the 21st Century. Whether she’s debating the benefits of lip gloss versus lipstick, or musing the significance of tonal dressing in Autumn, Kim Kardashian brings a high level of profundity and intellectual thought to any topic, the likes of which we have not seen since Plato and Aristotle.
For her 33 years on this earth, we have looked to Kim when we wish to escape the banality of our daily existence, seeking in her Keeks, Tweets and groundbreaking Instagram posts the true answer to the purpose of life. We all know that with age comes wisdom, so we cannot wait to see what greatness lies ahead for Kim Kardashian this year.
To celebrate Kim’s 33rd Birthday, we’ve rounded up 33 of her deepest, most profound, and most life-changing quotes. Enjoy, and make sure you take notes.
What’s your favourite Kardashian quote (or kuote, as Kim would say)? Leave a comment below!