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Say What?! 9 WTF Moments From Rap Lyrics

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I love rap music as much as the next person, in fact I probably love it more than most people. As much as I love the genre, I do have to say that rappers have some of the most unorthodox, nonsensical lyrics in their songs. Here are some of my favorite “say what?!” lyrics:

On getting money…

 

“Always been about them horizontal lines through them ‘S’s/That’s a dollar sign.”: Chamillionaire must not have been paying attention in elementary school where he should have learned the difference between vertical and horizontal lines. If you’re accepting payments and the dollar sign has a horizontal line through it, you may want to check if that’s real money.

On race…

“I like them black, white, Puerto Rica, or Haitian/Like Japenese, Chinese, or even Asian.” Did you know that Japanese and Chinese people aren’t Asian? I didn’t but Chingy sure did. If they aren’t classified as Asian, I’m curious to find out what he thinks they are, African maybe?

On sexual preferences…

“I exchange V cards with the retards.” This was always one of these lines that made me go what? He essentially kills a misogynistic yet catchy tune with this rather…questionable statement.

On self pleasure…

“I jerk off inside books and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard.” The only visual I can get of this lyric is a creepy dude sitting in the the corner of the library. Don’t become a public pervert. And you won’t be able to read the book if you jizz in it.

On resurrection… 

“I will kill you, commit suicide, and kill you again.” It’s always been a rumor that Jay-Z is a member of the Illuminati, but really he knows that the key to the afterlife is get to his nemesis to kill him again once they’re both dead. Or he’s just confused about the definition of suicide and what it means to be dead.

On showing off… 

“I’mma be fresh as hell if the feds watching.” I get that 2 Chainz is gonna do him and be him no matter what but showing off all you designer attire and jewelry probably isn’t the set thing to do if you’re doing something illegal. Maybe he’s hiding in plain sight too.

On finance…

“I cannot complain, I cannot, I don’t even know how much I really made, I forgot, it’s a lot.” Drake is hands down one of the smartest rappers out there but come on, you really don’t know how much you made last year? Or is this just a humble brag? Either way, it sounds like he should talk to his accountant.

On hooking up…

“Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign, And grabbed it with a slight grind, And held it ’til the right time, Then she came like AAAAAHHH!” First off, this sounds painful. The Civil Rights fist looks strong and powerful–not like something you want all up in your nether regions. Second, don’t compare your sexual activities to the civil rights movement. And thirdly, eww. Just eww.

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