Celebrity birthday cakes are usually valiant displays of complete and utter narcissism. But you know what? So are everyone else’s. Your birthday is the one day of the year where you are supposed to be completely selfish and self-indulgent. Why not put a giant picture of your stupid face on a pink cake? Why not completely boast about your success and achievement by having your album cover be the core image of a delicious dessert? None of these cakes look like they taste very good but at least they are ironic, right?
Us muggles just get that stupid (delicious, amazing!) ice cream cake whale from Carvel (or Baskin Robbins, I don’t know anymore) every year, so I guess it’s nice to have something special and by special I mean something that perfectly symbolizes how much of a beautiful sociopathic, megalomaniac you are.
[Lead Image Via. TMZ]