Why? You ask? Why do these Christmas albums exist? Who precisely wants to be Hung For The Holidays? Who really needs a very disco Christmas? What exactly is the difference between a Canadian Christmas and an American Christmas? I don’t know, man. I don’t know, mang. What I do know is that as bizarre as Christmas albums are to begin with (they’re always the same 10 songs with odd references to turtle doves) these Christmas album covers take the cake when it comes to my complete lack of interest. I can guarantee several murders went down on the sets of some these album covers. Eesh.