Celebrity Christmas outfits look more like ornamental trees or just outright Santa Claus rip offs. You know what they say, the more famous you are the more ridiculous your Christmas outfit has to be. No one has ever said that—I tricked you! I don’t think any of the other religious related winter holidays get such goofy outfits (probably for the best) but I do secretly enjoy when everyone gets into the holiday spirit. It feels like I am on a well-produced, aesthetically pleasing television series where all of the apartments are pristinely decorated and like 1,000,000 square feet. You know what I mean? The collective masses just ever so deliberately coordinate their in-home color schemes and outfits. There are snowflakes galore! How often is my Starbucks cup going to match outfit? Not that often but you bet your arse it’s more frequent in December.