True Story: I Wish Someone Would Invite Me to an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party

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This is a message to all of you complaining about Ugly Christmas Sweater Parties: I wish someone would invite me to one. I’ve never gone to an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party, and I’ve never heard of anyone I know throwing one, so, unless I’m just a loser than no-one invites to parties, I can safely assume that this type of party isn’t that popular in England.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Parties sound amazing. When else can you go to a party in a super cosy and comfy outfit? An Ugly Christmas Sweater Party seems like the only social gathering where it’s perfectly acceptable to wear a huge fluffy sweater with leggings. Being able to meet people and get drunk without going through the annoying dressing up part would be amazing – all of the fun with none of the effort.

A UCSP is also one of the few parties where there is literally no pressure to look good. In fact, the dress requirements are the exact opposite – you just have to wear an ugly sweater. That is incredible. No worrying over whether or not you look sexy enough, no questioning if your make-up goes with your outfit…anything goes.

Plus, I don’t think I’ve ever been to a party that actually celebrates having a Christmas spirit. I absolutely love Christmas. I love the music, the food, the presents, everything. So while going to any party that is entirely focused on Christmas sounds awesome, a Christmas party that also requires you to proudly wear your Christmas spirit across your chest sounds even better.

Anyway, I’ve already bought two Christmas sweaters. I need somewhere to wear them. So seriously, can someone just invite me to an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party this year?

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