An Ohio U Student Catfished A Bro Over Snapchat For Gay Sex?

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… Or something. This one is hard to follow, guys. Grab a cup of coffee ’cause this one is a doozy. So, like, Dorian Graham, a 19-year-old Ohio University student, was trying to get some D. Dorian must’ve been plotting this for days, serial killer style, with color coded post-it notes, maps and strings and errythang.

So Dorian (Dorian Graham? Dorian Gray? COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!) decided it would be a great idea to catfish a motherfucker for some D. He pretended to be a hot girl on the internet, then got some stupid ass bro to send him n00dz over Snapchat.

Now you’re thinking: obviously this dude-broseph is going to know that Dorian Gray ain’t as hot as his painting—erm, I mean, an actual girl.

But no! Mr. Dorian is mad smart. He has outfoxed us, as sociopaths do. Dorian posted the dude-bro’s nude pictures on Instagram and then pretended to be the girl and was, like, “If you want those nudies taken down you have to do sexxxy things with Dorian!”

Horrible. This dude-bro, probably too embarrassed and ashamed to alert the authorities, had sexxy times with Dorian hoping to end the debacle. Maybe he secretly wanted Dorian all along? Maybe this is really a Nicholas Sparks novel? Nope, it’s real life and real life is awful, Dorian recorded the sexual act because he is a psycho.

Now the dude-bro is pressing charges. As he should. As he should. Sexual manipulation is terrible, no matter which genders are involved. This Dorian guy is a fucking sexual predator and a half. 

According to the Huffington Post, “Graham was indicted on Nov. 25 and charged with sexual battery, attempted sexual battery, extortion and attempted extortion.” As he should be. As he should be. Dorian Graham is now facing four felony charges. If only the on-campus rapists of female coeds were charged so swiftly and fairly.

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