Sorority Girls Gets Back At Boyfriend By Pooping On His Bed [NSFW]

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A tipster wrote into Total Frat Move saying,”A Beta took a chick home last night then ditched her to apparently hook up with another girl. The original girl wasn’t too happy so she took a shit on his chair then wiped with his comforter. [Is] that’s what girl poop looks like? What the fuck is this girl eating? No idea what sorority she’s in but if I find out, I’ll let you know.”

I certainly don’t know where to file shit like this (no pun) in my head. Some people are just the right combination of regular and drunk that they can butt squirt out a perfect storm of fame-making revenge. I expect better, ladies.

As it turns out there’s a lot of unwarranted poop crimes that go on in college. Millennials these days take the phrase “I shit on you,” too serious. Maybe it’s all the Nicki Minaj lyrics, maybe it’s all the kale and quinoa that keeps those bowels moving, maybe it’s the alcohol but, my lord, when a boy doesn’t like you, you do not poop on his bed. You give his dad a hand job, duh! Just kidding. Revenge is for losers because it shows that you desperately care too much about someone who doesn’t give dong about you. Move on ladies, resist the urge to poop on douche bags’ beds.

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