There isn’t a feeling more satisfying then catching a local news caption blunder or watching the local news when there is no news reach and grasp at straws for a remotely interesting story. The only thing that might actually be better is seeing all of these things occur completely out of context. The utter shock and confusion in this beautiful blond boy’s eyes as he is labelled the delinquent who “RODE BIKE WITHOUT HELMET” succinctly points out how dumb television can be. It also makes me wonder how, with all of the tragic oppression and exploitation occurring in the world every millisecond we’re still left with stories about “WOMAN SAW BIG CAT” and “MEATBALL ENTHUSIAST.” What a very strange world we live in. Very strange indeed.