A 30-year-old man sent in an email to University of Pittsburgh’s Chi Omega sorority asking to be their houseboy and foot slave. It’s always “been a dream” of this creeper and he wants to make it clear that there is absolutely “NOTHING SEXUAL.” Then why? Then what are you getting out of it? I have no idea what a foot slave is? Is it an endless pedicure and foot massage kind of thing or does it mean you are my slave but are only allowed to use your feet to make me mocha lattes?
“Subject: To the Women of Chi Omega
Dear (name redacted) and fellow members of Chi Omega,
My name is Sam, I am a 30 year old male who lives and and works in Pittsburgh. I have a house, a job, a car – pretty much a normal life.
The reason I’m writing is because I have always wanted to be a foot slave or houseboy for a sorority or group of girls. There is nothing sexual at all with this. I’d like to come over once a week and paint toes of some of your members, do laundry, or basically whatever chores or things you’d like me to do for a few hours a week.
I know this is weird. But I promise you I’m a safe, sane person with a college degree.
Again – I only want to serve you guys.
If you or any of your members are interested I’d love to hear back. I’m happy to answer any and all questions that you have.
NBD, you guys. He has a college degree and no one with a college degree has ever been insane!
[Via. Total Sorority Move]