Did The Sochi Olympic Mascot Look Like A Super High Pedobear?

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When those Sochi Olympic Mascots came out, during the Opening Ceremony, on rollerblades the general consensus on Twitter was , “Damn, those mascots look high as balls.” Their eyes were all squinty, their expressions mellow, their facades creepy—all the elements of a beautiful marijuana high. It’s bad enough the mascots looked like a bad acid trip themselves. The entire Opening Ceremony was like some sort of psychedelic, Alice in Wonderland, Through The Looking Glass, Sergeant Peppers and The Lonely Hearts, I did way too much LSD in the ’60s, type ceremony. I couldn’t help but feel like the Sochi Polar Bear looked especially like a pervy, stoner similar to the controversial Pedobear meme.

Now, admittedly the bears aren’t that similar but I feel like they give off a similar vibe that says, “Yes, I will steal your socks. You have nice toes. Feet.”

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This is when the Sochi Bear got super high as fuck.

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This is when he tried to smell yo’ feet. He ate that toe cheese.

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Then of course, there’s this: The Polar Pedobear of your nightmares.

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