Hot Pockets are Recalled for Containing “Diseased Meat” & Other Links to Read in Bed

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I know it’s only Wednesday, but I want to give you all enough time to implement your Drunk Food Plan B. Hot Pockets are being recalled left and right because they contain “diseased meat and unsound animals”. According to CBS Baltimore, Philly Steak & Cheese and Croissant Crust Philly Steak & Cheese varieties have already been pulled from some supermarket shelves. This is definitely a weekend to call for some late night Domino’s (sans pepperoni, just to be safe) instead of heating up your favorite molten-hot meat pastry for 3AM consumption.

The bad meat in question comes from the Rancho Feeding Corporation and includes horrific sounding items like beef blood, beef lips, beef tongue and veal bones. Brb, dying over here.

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