Police found four University of Utah students smoking weed in a homemade igloo. The Huffington Post reports, “Sgt. Garth Smith says the well-camouflaged hideaway was discovered by a passing campus security guard Jan. 31 in the woods between campus housing and Research Park.” Oh. My. God. Now that is dedication to hot boxing and surviving the Polar Vortex.
The igloo was 5 feet tall and had walls 10 inches thick. Who the hell knows how to build an igloo Utah? A college guard smelled weed and heard voices, then thought, “Must be coming from this oddly placed IGLOO.” The kids are probably going to get in trouble at their school but not by the coppers. College guys just get weirder and weirder. Isn’t it actually easier to just smoke weed outside?
Oh, no one will notice us crammed into this tiny snow castle that clearly don’t belong here. The struggle is real.