Today is April Fools’ Day. I don’t know why we chose one day a year to be jerks to each other but OK, society. I can’t help but recall the story about how this guy I know thought he should prank his girlfriend by saying he wanted to breakup with her. I am guessing all of his friends were pranking him by not telling him that was a dumb shit idea. So this guy tells his girlfriend he wants to end the relationship. He is expecting tears, yelling, pleas …. but instead she is like, “Yeah, I’ve been thinking that for a while.” Blessing in disguise? For one of them at least. Keep your pranks today lighthearted (like these) and not too big of an inconvenience (unlike these). And remember, we’re grownups now, don’t fuck with other peoples’ money!