Me. I Am Mariah . . . The Elusive Chanteuse Is Mariah Carey’s New Album

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Mariah Carey is bat shit delusional and I so love her for it. Not just because she will shameless Photoshop her body to look 6 sizes smaller than it actually is because, “Yolo, fuck it, who cares?” Not because she brought her own lighting to a radio interview on Power 105. Not because she throws shade like no other. Not because she had the most iconically crazy MTV Cribs episode. Not just because Glitter was a great movie. Well, actually it’s because of all those reasons but really she does have a voice like no other.

Me. I am Mariah . . . The Elusive Chanteuse will surely be something. The back cover of the album features a self portrait she drew when she was a three years old and entitled it “Me. I am Mariah.” OTAY.

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She is basically Betty Draper but way better.

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