In case you missed it, Juicy Couture announced it will close up all its US stores. This may not be a huge surprise because when’s the last time you saw anybody rocking a Juicy tracksuit? But it is sort of sad because the end of Juicy stores means the end of an era. I’m not too proud to admit that there are still about 20 candy-colored hoodies hanging in my closet. I wore them nonstop in middle and high school. Don’t judge me – they were just so comfy and flattering.
Those iconic tracksuits may have fallen deep into passé territory in the last few years, but they were all the rage at one point and they’re certainly what the brand is known for, despite the fact that Juicy actually made some pretty cute dresses and such. Are you sad to see Juicy go? No, you say? Well maybe this little trip down memory lane will bring out your inner jUiCy GrRrLl.
So check out this point system – earn at least 100 and know that you were a bona fide Juicy girl. (Oh, and if you still wear Juicy tracksuits out in public and/or idolized Paris Hilton at any point of your life, stop now and live with the knowledge that you were/are/will always be the ultimate Juicy girl.)
You owned at least three hoodies – 20 points, plus 5 points for each additional hoodie.
You wore said hoodies with the matching track pants – 20 points.
You wore track pants with the word “Juicy” printed on the butt. – 10 points
Your keys dangled off of a Juicy Couture keychain (5 bonus points if it was the one above) – 10 points
You carried a Juicy handbag – 10 points
Your carried your dog in a Juicy handbag – 30 points
You owned at least one graphic tee with the Juicy logo on it – 10 points
You know that Juicy made more than tracksuits and own at least 3 non-track Juicy items – 20 points
You collected Juicy charms – 10 points
The first gift you bought for your newborn niece was a baby-sized Juicy sweatsuit (wait, just me?) – 20 points
You still wear your hoodies and sweatpants (as separates, obvi) when lounging around the house – 30 points
Share how many points you racked up in the comments!
