The Selfie Toaster Does Exactly What It Says It Will Do

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Do you have a selfie-inflated ego? Do others say you are mores selfie-ish than selfie-less? Don’t let your selfie-centeredness go to waste, spend your cash frivolously to enhance your selfie-worth! The selfie-toaster will finally make your bread worthwhile by imprinting it with an image of your selfie.

Remember that proverb or metaphor or something-or-other about the pig who consumed the world so that everything would become a part of him because he was like super into himself? Or the story of Narcissus drowning in his own reflection? Or the best-selling sociological book The Culture of Narcissim?  Essentially over a few hundred years humans have been warning each other about the dangers of vanity and yet, here we are with selfie-toasting away.

For just $75 you can feed yourself to your friends. Invite them to brunch and then bam turns out the whole shebang was really about you! Love thyself but, you know, in healthy moderation.

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