Sharknado and Sharknado 2 were clearly the most bizzare, so-bad-it’s-good movies of the last 10 years. Everyone is obsessed with them. Everyone is talking about them. So what do you do if you’re in Sharknado 2 and you used to be famous? You milk it. That’s what Tara Reid is doing anyway.
Tara Reid, of American Pie fame and not much else, is releasing a fragrance inspired by her appearance in Sharknado 2. It’s called Shark by Tara. I am not making this up. It’s available for purchase for only $24.95 per bottle!
“Shark by Tara is a light and refreshing perfume perfect for day-to-day wear. It also incorporates a plethora of “lavender” colored flowers, which is Tara’s favorite color, making them a true fit for Shark by Tara.
Shark by Tara perfume is a complex scent with three different levels of nodes that embrace our fresh, light, and fun feel. Our top-level node is clad with iced mint, violet and lemon, while our middle node is complete with jasmine, tuberose and muguet. The last dry node is cool blue rose, amber and musk.
“We hope you all have as much fun wearing it as we did making it!” – TaraLinz”
Someone please buy this and tell me if it smells like a baby prostitute.