These 13 Naked Disney Princes Will Ruin Your Childhood [NSFW]

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This isn’t the fairy tale we want, it’s the fairy tale we need. Millennials grew up with Disney dudes, so it’s only fair that we’re finally ready for Disney dicks (the penultimate example of our generation’s skewed version of romance). After all, these guys would totally be sexting these days, and their Snapchat game would be on point.

IMHO, these are literally the only dick pics that are acceptable to send. Sure, the following images might ruin your childhood, but I promise it’s worth it. Maybe these weren’t the happy endings you dreamed of when you heard “happily ever after” as a child, but times change. There’s no need to take yet another “Which Disney Princess Are You?” quiz when you could be looking at these very NSFW prince peens, thanks to the Jezebel creative team. And they actually took it a step further by describing the physical attributes of each Disney prince’s nether regions in hysterical detail. Big thanks to those ladies; this is why we can’t have nice things.

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