Kissing isn’t rocket science. You see somebody’s face, you say, “I want to go to there.” You smoosh your face onto there face. Sometimes things can get a little trick. Too much tongue? Not enough? Bad breath? Dry lips. You feel it out. You adjust. The one thing you must get right is the head turn. If you both turn your head the same direction and clunk skulls, not only will you both have permanent brain damage, you might be in this gallery.
Kissing is weird enough when you think about it. Why do we stick our tongues into each other’s mouths? It’s so random. It’s going to look funny sometimes and there’s nothing funnier when people interpret “sucking face” literally. What a nice cat bath, bae. Thanks for licking the foundation off my cheeks, now I won’t have to exfoliate.